This is a zine about brooches. Yes, brooches. The thing your nan wore to a wedding in 1987 and you quietly coveted from the next pew.
We make ours out of fabric offcuts, a frankly dangerous pair of scissors and an unreasonable amount of patience, in a small studio in E8. Every petal is cut by hand, shaped by hand and stitched by hand — which is why none of them match, and also why we haven't been to the pub since August.
Pin one on a coat. Pin one in your hair. Pin one on someone you fancy and see what happens. We took photographs of all three, then ran them through the photocopier at the library until it jammed.
Mind the staples.
love from the cutting table x
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p.3–4 contact sheet
Sunday, 11:42am
A bed in Clapton. Two brooches, one duvet, nowhere to be. Roll 14, shot before anyone had coffee. ← drag the film →
He says the ribbon one is his brooch now. It is not his brooch.
She has slept in hers. The petals held. We're putting that on a T-shirt.
Toast was had. Crumbs got everywhere except, miraculously, the rose.
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p.5 public notice
Stand on a box. Wear a flower.
fig. 1 — a girl, a box, a brick wall and a rose roughly the size of a side plate. Mare Street, . The box was already there. So, frankly, was the attitude.
Because earrings fall out in the club and necklaces try to strangle you on the Central line. A brooch just sits there, being fabulous, minding its own business.
how long does one take?
Somewhere between one episode of Bake Off and the whole series, depending on the petals and whether the radio's any good.
why are none of them the same?
We cut by eye, not by template. We did once try to make two identical ones. It felt like cloning. Ethically dodgy. Also we failed.
who wears them?
Girls on the 38 bus. Their mums. Their mums' mates. One extremely confident man in Dalston who we think about often.
and the long ribbons?
Drama. Next question.
can I wear it on a jumper?
A jumper, a coat, a bag strap, a beret, a ponytail, a lover. We don't judge. We do, however, take photos.
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keeper.
p.8 proof of purchase
Keep the stub
Every brooch leaves the studio with a receipt like this one, typed and stapled. Not for returns, obviously. For the scrapbook.
studio e8 · till 01 14/11/26 14:02
1x rose, dusty, for hair£68.00
1x ribbon, trailingincl.
petals, cut by eye23
hours, give or take6.5
matching pairs0
compliments (est.)∞
TOTALone of one
no refunds on compliments. thank you, come again x